December 2010
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Today
is a Modest Mouse day. Get into it.
Adopting a Kitten
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is adopting a kitten when my boyfriend and I moved into our new apartment. All I ever wanted was a clean house. All the cat wants to do is tap dance in his own feces and walk on our pillows.
[Female, 18]
…Your biggest regret ever is adopting a kitten? Then throw that shit out the window. Nobody likes cats any way.
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I just finished watching I’m Still Here, the documentary that follows Jaoquin Phoenix throughout his apparent meltdown/mid-life crisis. In 2008, the actor revealed that he no longer wanted to pursue a career in film, but rather transition into music as a hip-hip artist. Casey Affleck, Phoenix’s brother-in-law, directs the all-too-personal doc, and we see Phoenix in quite an...
“God, DJ! It’s so great! I’ve never met someone else who just ‘gets it’! I mean, I was talking to this guy a couple months ago, and things we’re going really good so we started talking about movies, of course. And then he said that he liked Independence Day. I mean, how could you walk around the planet with someone like that?”
- Heather, Roseanne (1997)
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My mom: Mavourneen, why are you cracking a beer? We’re leaving any minute. You won’t finish it.
Challenge accepted.
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And you think I need some discipline, well I’ve had my share. No, I been sent to my room, I been sat in a chair. And I held my tongue, I didn’t plug my ears, no, I got a good talking to. And I don’t know why but I still try to smile when they talk at me like I’m just a child. Well, I’m not a child. No, I am much younger than that. And now I’ve read some books...
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I...
Lol, I just looked at my ‘Activities’ section on Facebook:
‘Reading’, ‘Being ruthless’, ‘Adam Sandler in the 90s’, ‘Swearing’, ’Not watching Nicolas Cage movies’.
Seriously the story of my life.
You always look young in your brother’s eyes, but your mother speaks the truth. But mother, if you ever see me coming, if you ever see me coming, if you ever see me coming; Get on your bike and ride away.
In the mood to watch Reservoir Dogs and gun down...
A sunrise and a sunset, from a cradle to a casket.
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A Monday morning trek to Oregon: The Mavourneen...
Myself and my five companions have decided to venture to Oregon. We hear they have a large Wal-Mart and lots of hay. I have bought the proper supplies from a dude named Bill (oxen, a wagon, bullets, food, clothing, a 30 pack of Keystone, ect.) and we are setting out on our journey on this fine May morning.
My companions include (but are not limited to): 1. Nucky Thompson 2. Jack Nicholson 3....
I tried to pass for nothing, but my dreams gave me...
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I do not read the reviews, no, I am not singing for you.
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I’ll get home and meet my friends at our favorite bar We’ll get some lighter heads for our heavy hearts And we will share a drink Yeah we will share our fears and they will know how I love them They will know how I love They will know how I love them I am nothing without their love.
“I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I’m doing.”
– Jimmy Page
Sitting alone in pajamas and slippers, eating a bacon cheeseburger, drinking a Coors Light, and watching the Sabres vs Lightning game. I’m such a dude it’s not even funny. Let’s just strap a cock on and call it a day.
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The sweat of Johnny Cash, a hot knife to the hash.
