January 2011
I really fucking hate my printer. Out of paper? OH, REALLY? ‘CAUSE I’M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT THERE’S LIKE 98584850394 PIECES OF PAPER SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING PRINT TRAY. Oh my god.
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That awkward moment when you get all cocky during...
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I was paging through my thesauras last night, which I’ve had since seventh grade, and I happened to notice that there was one single thing highlighted out of the entire book. One single thing, in faded orange highlighter:
gay: alert, animate, animated, blithe, blithesome, bouncy, brash, carefree, cheerful, cheery, chipper, chirpy, confident, convivial, devil-may-care, festive, forward,...
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You know how, like, when people miss their boyfriend, they like wear his shit? You know? Like wearing your boyfriend’s hoodie if he’s not around? Well, I miss the balls out of the Buffalo Sabres, so I’m gonna wear my Myers jersey for the rest of the night and hope I don’t feel so lonely anymore. Same concept, right? Right.
Day 08 - A moment you felt the most satisfied with...
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Everything that you own starts to pile up like bones.
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A Steady Diet of Stares // Some By Sea
Find a penny, pick it up.
But don’t bend over when you do it, or someone might fuck you in the ass.
Ridiculous amount of homework regarding how the brain learns to read. The science behind language is hurting my brain.
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I shouted out, Who killed the Kennedy’s? When after all, it was you and me.
“You’re not afraid of the great world, Eddie, but of the small one inside...”
– Roland Deschain, “The Waste Lands: The Dark Tower III”
Dear Monday Mornings,
I’m really sorry about that one time. Please stop being mean to me. Love, Mavourneen B. Kuebler
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Day 07 - Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
My zodiac sign is Cancer. My best friend is really into astrology, so I know from him that I act exactly like my ‘sign’. I’m a Cancer-Capricorn, which apparently has something to do with my moon sign, or something along those lines. He is a Capricorn-Cancer. So he thinks we get along so well because we are...
It's probably time to put on pants.
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Syrup bottles have looked the same for, like, the past hundred fucking years. Consistency. I like that in a syrup bottle.
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“And, I’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a...”
– Eduardo Saverin, The Social Network
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Day 06 - Write 30 interesting facts about yourself 1. Everyone always starts these bad boys by whining ‘Oh, I’m really not that interesting.’ Fuck. Fuck that. I’m interesting as balls. 2. I’m really not that interesting. 3. I am currently drinking coffee. 4. I will, at some point today, be writing a poem. 5. I don’t like associating with people that don’t...
Sunday Morning Dialogue w/ Self:
Hey. That cold you have? Yeah. It’s never going to go away if you keep chain-smoking menthol cigarettes and drinking beerz like you think you’re Mick fucking Jagger every night.
Are…are you sure?
Yes. I’m positive.
Fuck.
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Yeah, I still wear a Max Afinogenov t-shirt. U mad?
sundayglassandbrokenbest asked: Is your nipples real brown?
Sometimes I seriously just can’t get over how awesome the 1990s were.
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Is it odd that I find Quentin Tarantino strangely attractive? Like I’d bone the fuck out of him.
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I’ll take what you’re willing to give and I’ll teach myself to live. A walk-on part of a background shot of a movie I’m not in.
Day 05 - A time you thought about ending your own life.
Never. That’s so gay and dramatic. Fuckin’ mellow out and pop in The Big Lebowski. It aint all that.
“I’m about to steal my roommates car.
To go get some pussy.
After I poop,...”
– Jon Tarquin (via howcouldimakethisup)
I fucking love this kid to no end.